Women will be the ones to fix this shithole!

I have three names to offer;

1) Brooksley http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooksley_Bornsley_Born
2) Elizabeth http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Warreneth_Warren
3) Sheila http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_C._Bair_C._Bair

However you want to implement their abilities, makes no difference.
Just put these women in charge of fixing this financial mess, and watch the fur fly.